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ROADTRIP!

The story so far...
You've somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere-real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.


1.Brooke
2.Ashley
3.Me
4.Blaster (Transformers)
5.David
6.Dr. Greggory House(House MD)
7.Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
8.Spike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
9.Harley Quinn (Batman)
10.Joker (Batman)

1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Harley Quinn) name it, and is 7 (Snape) bothered by it?
GPS: (in extremely nasally male tone) Go straight for another 10 miles.

Harley: Oh gee, Mistuh J, he sounds just like batts!
Joker: Hmm, yes he does. I wonder why I have the sudden urge to destroy it? *whips out a smiley-faced sledgehammer thoughtfully*
Severus: (mutters) Bloody Americans muggles and their need to personify everything...
Ashley: Actually, I'm pretty sure the Japanese invented that...
Severus: Oh look, one capable of coherent thought. What a novelty...
Brooke: (indignantly) Hey watch what you say to her, greaseball!
David: Don't make me turn this car around, you two...

2. 8 (Spike), 4 (Blaster), 6 (House), and 1 (Brooke) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

Brooke: Hoooouuuse, switch me seeeats already!!
House: Why? It is so much more fun to watch you cry.
Spike: Bloody hell, mate, let her sit next to the red guy, I'm sick of listening to her gripin'.
Brooke: *climbs over House without permission and situates herself next to Blaster*
Blaster: Heh, what's up.
Brooke: So...so....can I touch your rubsign? *nosebleed*

3. 5 (David) and 10 (Joker) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

David: Um...I'm driving.
Joker: I don't want to get squished in the back with all those freaks!
Me: Don't worry babe, I'll get shotgun on the way home.
Joker: Pfft, fat chance...
Me: Is he always that pushy?
Harley: WORSE! ^_^

4. 3 (Me) and 4 (Blaster) are invading each other's personal space. Who gets annoyed first and how do they deal with it?

Me: *poke*
Blaster: *poke*
Me: *flick*
Blaster: *flick*
Me: *light punch*
Blaster: *PUNCH*
Me: *OUT WINDOW* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Blaster: O_O
David: What was that?
Blaster: *whistles*

5.What habit does 8 (Spike) have that might get on 2's (Ashley) nerves?

Spike: Hey there gorgeous. Did it hurt?
Ashley: When?
Spike: When you fell from heaven. *wink*
Ashley: I didn't fall from heaven...? In fact, I've never been there. And I doubt that if I did and had wings that I would fall, I mean really. Wanna see my feather collection?? ^_^
Spike: Not another soddin' kid... x_x;;
Ashley: *takes out a jar of feathers* This is a redtail, this is an osprey, ooh this is from a red-footed booby, blahblahblah...
Spike: *beats head against window*

6. Who's more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles", 1 (Brooke) or 7 (Snape)?

Brooke: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of--
Snape: You're singing it wrong.
Brooke: *glare* Oh? How's it go then, old man?
Snape: I am NOT singing.
Brooke: Chicken.
Snape: I am not so childish as that would work on me, thanks.
Brooke: *clucks like a chicken and flaps her arms*
Snape: Err....99 bottles of potion on the wall, 99 bottles of potion, you take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of potion on the wall! 98 bottles of....

7. Would you trust 9 (Harley Quinn) or 10 (Joker) to get behind the wheel for a while?

Harley: Can I drive, Mister David, sir?
David: No.
Harley: Mistuh J, can I drive?
Joker: No.
Harley: Aww, but why can't I--
Everyone: NO!!

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 (David) and 3 (Me) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

David and I: *both return arms around eachother, giggling, appearence in dissaray and pink in the face*
Brooke: Oh no.
Ashley: What?
Brooke: You guys didn't....!
Blaster: Yo, where are the snacks? I could go for some synthetic right about now...
Severus: Did they have any pumpkin juice?
House: How about Vicodin?
Spike: Blood?
Harley: *giggles*
Joker: Ugh couldn't you have done that on your own time? Where are my cheesy poofs??
Ashley: WHAT?
Brooke: You don't want to know...Oh and Mina, fix your sex hair.


9. 6 (House) and 8 (Spike) brought CD's. What's on their playlist?

House: I've got John Cale and Tom Waits.
Brooke: Depreeeesssingville.
Me: Yeah, jeez, go cut yourself emo kid.
Ashley: *hugs House*
Spike: I've got 80s rock?
Brooke, Ashley, Me, David, Blaster: YEAH! ^_^

10. Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2 (Ashley) or 10 (Joker)?

Ashley: Ooh, that car next to you is trying to race! C'mon David!
Me: Yeah, babe, show him who's boss.
Harley: Ooh, a race?
Brooke: Pfft, we can cream 'em.
Joker: Oh please, just let them be. Who cares about some random guy trying to show off?
Severus: Why is his vehicle black with pointy fin-things on the back?
Spike: Jeez, that's tacky...
Harley: Uh, puddin...it's Ba--
Joker: STEP ON IT HENDRICKS!!!

11. And what happens in the end?

Me: Woah, are you the real Batman? *lip twitch* Can I have your childre--?
David: *cough*
Me: --I mean autograph? ^_^
Batman: *arresting Harley and Joker*
Spike: Well that sucks, I guess we aren't going through with that heist afterall...
Severus: Is that what this was about?
House: *twitching on the floor* Need....pills....ugh....
Ashley: *hugs House* It'll be okay, Greggory ^_^
Brooke: *rubbing Blasters thigh* So, could you take me back to the Autobot base? You can give me roofies so I don't know where it is. I promise I wont tell! *nosebleed* C-c-can I sit in your tape deck??
Blaster: *scoots away*
David and I: *give eachother a look before heading into the trunk*